9 good issues about Trump’s second inauguration—no, actually

Sure, it sucks that Donald Trump is president once more. However listed below are 9 silver linings about his inauguration ceremony on Monday:

1. You’ll be able to honor Martin Luther King Jr. on his birthday as an alternative.

And it’s best to. 

Allow us to rise-up tonight with a larger readiness. Allow us to stand with larger dedication. And allow us to transfer on in these highly effective days, today of problem to make America what it should be.

2. Former first woman Michelle Obama refused to bless him together with her presence.

3. Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi additionally had higher issues to do.

4. Melania Trump will most likely give us a complete new “fuck this guy” gif to chuckle about.

5. He needed to have a teeny, tiny inauguration indoors as a result of he’s too outdated and feeble to tolerate the chilly climate outdoors.

6. And as soon as once more, his is smaller than President Barack Obama’s.

7. His MAGA supporters are already pissed at him for bailing on an out of doors occasion and denying them the possibility to look at in individual.

8. He nonetheless couldn’t get Elton John to carry out for him.

9. Better of all, will probably be his final one. Ever.

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