GREG GUTFELD: For Democrats, politics is upstream from all the pieces

So, we’re one week out from Election Day, and a technique or one other, anyone goes to win this factor. It is not going to finish in a tie like soccer or the most popular abs within the Cancun contest I ought to have received final 12 months. Proper now, the polls are razor-thin, at the least based on the mendacity, spineless f—weeds within the media. As a result of for those who in contrast the polls to widespread sense, you’d suppose we’re in two totally different worlds. There is a celebratory vibe on one facet and sheer bats— craziness on the opposite. How can or not it’s tied if one facet is performing so determined? I imply, we’re having enjoyable, they usually’re having seizures calling you Hitler. 

The Wall Road Journal says “America is having a panic attack over the election.” Positive. However is it actually a either side type of factor? It appears each 4 years we solely get extra polarized. Hell, I bear in mind the great outdated days when Randi Weingarten and I used to play males’s doubles. Not anymore. An excessive amount of hate. So what are we going to do as soon as it is over? How does an individual come again from calling you a Nazi? It’ll make it actually awkward at your nephew’s bar mitzvah. So as an example you help Trump and he wins. How are you going to react? You may most likely gloat a bit of. I am going to most likely ship the solid of The View a truckload of hogs to consolation eat. 

Possibly you may do an finish zone dance. However, you recognize, there might be some significantly ticked off folks if Trump wins. Hell, they’re ticked off already. And if we think about current historical past, it is totally potential they will riot if Trump wins. Which is why I’ve already boarded up my grandparents. You bear in mind D.C. in 2017 when Trump was inaugurated and the following 4 years had been only one lengthy, nervous breakdown on the left? Simply ask the human tampon, Tim Walz. For him, burning down his metropolis was thought of free speech. His spouse loves the scent, which does not say a lot for his physique spray. And we’re already seeing how libs behave once they suppose Trump would possibly win.

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You realize, screaming at a literal child just isn’t the type of factor you do whenever you’re assured of victory. Properly, until you are going to win a paternity take a look at. However we see the identical hysteria day by day on TV. Proper, Whoopi?

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: What we heard at that rally needs to be sufficient to shake of us awake as a result of he is speaking about you. He is speaking about you and us. He isn’t going to, you recognize, say, oh, you are with the white man. I’ll hold you from being deport…No, he’ll deport you and put the white man with another person, the person is on the market.

That is not loopy in any respect. Critically, did somebody spike her sack of oats? It will get even worse when Morning Joe and The View collide like a 20-foot septic truck hitting a porta potty.

MSNBC host Mika Brzezinski: No one will get a go trashing America. Yeah. Puerto Rican Individuals. No one will get a go. Degrading folks. No one will get a go. Threatening his enemies with utilizing the army will get towards them. No one will get a go on inciting an rebel. No one will get a go on saying he fancies Hitler and desires to have generals like his. No one will get a go on insulting veterans and saying those that died for our nation are suckers and losers; apart from convicted felon Donald Trump.

She wants a go to the psych ward. These folks, they don’t seem to be nicely. And if they can not deal with themselves now, think about in every week’s time. It is type of unhappy that every one we are able to do is hope the liberal freak out will not be too unhealthy this time. However what concerning the flip facet of that coin? What if Kamala wins? Properly, libs have much less to fret about from us. January sixth was a one-off. In contrast to the Democrats’ never-ending tumult throughout the Trump years. By the way in which, Kudlow’s tip to put money into plywood actually paid off. 

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In fact, there’s going to be loads of grumbling, and I informed you so’s. However the panic has much less to do with pro-Trumpers and all the pieces to do with the opposite facet. If Trump loses, God forbid, you, the viewer could also be unhappy, you would possibly take it laborious, however you at all times bounce again as a result of your life is prioritized. Do not forget that. Household, pals, God, work, politics for you is downstream from that. However for Democrats, politics is upstream from all the pieces. Which is why Dems say they’d by no means even date somebody from a special political occasion. Which is okay. Most Republican males don’t love ladies with penises. Most. 

For the Dems, politics has polluted each a part of their lives. And for those who consider that energy underscores each conduct, which is the left’s ideology, then even friendships are transactional. It makes the actual world smaller, for they miss out on different individuals who aren’t like them. They study nothing besides to hate. However you deal with politics in another way. You deal with it like a field of junk that you simply take out of the closet each few years, and you retain it away from the children, away from public gatherings, and also you by no means, ever take it to work. 

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Jan 6 apart, Republicans know the way to have time. Energetic rallies, hilarious memes, relentlessly free speech. Hell, we even modified Joe’s identify to Brandon. Which sucks. Properly, it sucks for him. He was already having a hell of a time remembering his actual identify. Both method, we’ll work out irrespective of who wins. The president is not the king of America, and we’re not his or her or their/them topics. Whether or not we lose or win, that message is loud and really clear. 

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The media, the bureaucrats, the corrupt establishments, the elites, they bought to comprehend that we bought their quantity. And I am hoping that quantity is larger than theirs subsequent week. But when it isn’t, it is OK as a result of we’re simply getting warmed up.