Proper-wing nutjob and Rep. Lauren Boebert has joined the service Cameo, which means for the low, low value of $250, you will get a video message from the Colorado Republican now notorious for getting frisky at a efficiency of “Beetlejuice” the musical.
“Whether it’s a milestone birthday, an anniversary, or a long-awaited reunion, make it unforgettable with a one-of-a-kind Cameo video from Lauren Boebert,” says her Cameo web page. “You’ll have the chance to customize your request for Lauren Boebert, like asking them to mention inside jokes, share words of wisdom, or work in their signature catchphrases. Don’t be afraid to get creative with your request, especially for celebrations like weddings, retirements, or bachelor and bachelorette parties that call for a good laugh. No matter the occasion, the video will be yours to keep—share the fun and relive the moment for years to come.”
It’s unclear how lengthy Boebert’s Cameo profession will final, although, because it could also be unlawful for her to earn revenue from the positioning whereas serving in Congress.
“Under House Rules, Members, as well as House officers and employees who are paid above the ‘senior staff’ rate (for 2008, anyone paid at or above $114, 468), are prohibited from receiving any honoraria. An honorarium, as defined in the rules, is ‘a payment of money or a thing of value for an appearance, speech, or article,’” in accordance to the Home Ethics Committee.
Nonetheless, if Boebert is booted from the platform, there are another equally horrible folks you should purchase a video message from, if that form of factor floats your boat.
Contemporary off his resignation from Congress and after his desires of being lawyer normal have been dashed, Matt Gaetz joined the web site. His profile picture on the platform is identical picture his spouse, Ginger Gaetz, posted to X after Gaetz withdrew from being thought-about for Donald Trump’s lawyer normal, with the caption “Unemployment never looked so good.”
Gaetz has already posted a handful of super-cringe movies, which price upward of $500 a pop, together with a pep discuss for a man named “Toby” and a congrats on making accomplice at a legislation agency to a lady named “Tarah.”
Former Rep. George Santos of New York, who was expelled from Congress and later pleaded responsible to wire fraud and identification theft, has earned a killing from Cameo, funds that can little doubt assist pay his authorized charges.
Former New York Metropolis Mayor Rudy Giuliani can be on Cameo, the place for the low value of $19.99, you possibly can ship a message to the man who helped run Trump’s failed try to stay in energy after shedding the 2020 election.
Among the movies Giuliani posted are mega cringe, together with this one beneath the place he recites the “I’m a Little Tea Pot” nursery rhyme in what seems to be an empty baseball stadium.
Giuliani, who has been on the platform for years now, was disbarred in July and might not carry out paid authorized companies.
That’s an issue for him since in his effort to steal the election for Trump, Giuliani defamed two ballot employees in Georgia and now owes them practically $150 million.
He higher get cranking on these Cameos: It will take solely 7,503,752 folks sending him Cameo messages to repay that authorized judgement.
Additionally on Cameo is Trump ally Roger Stone, who was discovered responsible of obstruction of justice and witness tampering stemming from the federal government’s probe into Russian interference in Trump’s 2016 election. Trump corruptly commuted Stone’s sentence earlier than he left workplace kicking and screaming in 2021.
Apparently, folks pay greater than $100 a pop asking Stone “to poke fun at their liberal friends and family,” in accordance with his Cameo web page. File underneath: horrible folks paying horrible folks to do horrible issues.
If you’d like an actual blast from the previous, you possibly can pay former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin $199 to craft you or your family members a video message.
If finances is a priority, a video from former Utah Congressman turned Fox Information host Jason Chaffetz price simply $35. What a steal!
That’s even cheaper than fellow Fox Information persona Tomi Lahren, who expenses $95 every for a Cameo video.
And if By no means Trumpers are your cup of tea, you should purchase movies from short-lived Trump press secretary Anthony Scaramucci or former Trump fixer Michael Cohen. Each males, who now detest Trump, are on the platform.
