Alas, it’s taking place once more. Donald Trump is being sworn in as president. Once more.
It’s going to be a considerably downsized occasion as a result of it’s apparently too chilly for him to be outdoors in his fragile, feeble, very outdated and drained state.
So whereas his tech bro sugar daddies with their VIP invites nonetheless get to affix within the enjoyable, an entire bunch of Trump’s diehard supporters who obtained their palms on tickets are going to be omitted within the literal chilly, holding on to now-meaningless tickets that won’t give them entry to the Capitol rotunda. Boo hoo.
Watch the occasion when you dare, or simply skip straight to the feedback to make all of the jokes about his teeny, tiny occasion and the entire really vital folks, from former first woman Michelle Obama to Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi, who’re busy watching paint attempt to simply couldn’t make it.
