A cartoon by Brian McFadden
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Transcription of comedian:
(panel 1 – Title within the type of the Trump/Vance brand.)
Leaked Emails from the Trump Marketing campaign
(panel 2 – An electronic mail from Roger Stone.)
Topic: HACKED!
From: Roger Stone
Hey man,
I clicked a hyperlink for Nixon nudes (for analysis functions solely), nevertheless it turned out to be a phishing assault.
Only a heads up.
Whoops,
Rog
(panel 3 – An electronic mail from Kevin Sorbo.)
Topic: RNC SPEAKING SLOT?
From: Kevin Sorbo
Mr. President,
Why did not I get a spot on the conference? I used to be extra well-known than Hulk Hogan for a couple of minutes within the ’90s.
No worries although! In order for you, I can put up a extremely racist tweet about your new opponent. Let me know.
Kevin
(panel 4 – An electronic mail from Stephen Cheung.)
Topic: EPSTEIN’S PLANE
From: Steven Cheung
Boss,
We have leased Epstein’s airplane whereas yours is in for repairs. I do not anticipate any unhealthy press from this.
Steven
P.S. Since you’ve stiffed so many contractors, none will comply with get the Dershowitz stains out.
(panel 5 – An electronic mail from J.D. Vance.)
Topic: WRONG RALLY LOCATION?
From: JD Vance
Expensive Sir,
Nobody’s right here and there wasn’t any advance work achieved. Please ship me the right location and I am going to hop on a bus A.S.A.P.
JD
(panel 6 – An electronic mail from A.G. Sulzberger.)
Topic: ALL GOOD
From: A.G. Sulzberger
President Trump,
Don’t fret. We’re not going to make a complete factor about your emails as a result of we wish you to win.
Maggie says hello.
Sprint
