GREG GUTFELD: Kamala’s rehashing Joe’s soiled methods to get elected

So, this week, the Nationwide Safety Leaders for America, a “bipartisan group of former military and intel officers,” launched a letter endorsing the candidate they suppose will make a greater president. And it will make you are feeling as safe as a damaged strap on Brian Stelter’s bra. It reads partly, “We are Republicans, Democrats and Independents loyal to the ideals of our nation– like freedom, democracy, and the rule of law — not to any one individual or party.” Yeah, they usually need you to consider the perfect consultant for these beliefs is Kamala. 

Sure, Harris, who exhibits as a lot respect for rule of legislation as P Diddy, although she’s in all probability a greater rapper. The funniest half? Out of all of the names within the letter, 9 of the largest ones, together with Clapper, John Brennan, Panetta, additionally signed one other letter, you would possibly recall. Bear in mind our favourite pirate, Captain Rehab? Bear in mind how he left a laptop computer stuffed with incriminating proof at a restore store, then deserted it like an out-of-wedlock youngster? And the way messages connecting his outdated man to money dealings with China and Ukraine have been wedged between the selfmade porn like Hunter and a hooker sandwich? And the way all of them denied it even existed when it threatened to derail his father’s marketing campaign for president. 

Properly, then, you additionally keep in mind what saved Joe’s candidacy: an open letter– from 51 former intel hacks claiming Hunter’s laptop computer had “all the classic earmarks of a Russian information operation.” This, after all, was a lie and in addition an incorrect use of the phrase earmarks. They really meant hallmark, not earmark. Earmark means how the federal government designates your tax cash to spend like Dana Perino at a tattoo parlor. You realize, on important stuff like international wars, home spying and drag queen story hour. 

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After all, as soon as Joe was safely in workplace, that cowl story blew up like a Hezbollah pager. Nevertheless it was too late. The lie labored. The laptop computer was actual. They knew it was actual. They lied as a result of they have been determined to place the Dems again in energy after years of Trump’s hideous peace and prosperity. 

However that is what spies do. They lie. Ask Dianne Feinstein’s driver or Swalwell’s mistress or Hochul’s former deputy chief of workers. There are fewer Chinese language folks within the kitchen at Panda Categorical. Joe then used that corrupt letter as a fig leaf to cowl his withered dong of deception. Putin has performed a whole lot of issues, to make sure, however that was 100% Democrat. So, yeah, the liars who signed that letter additionally signed Kamala’s endorsement. She’d be so completely satisfied to see that, offered somebody reads it to her. So that they’re doing the identical factor they did 4 years in the past and for a similar cause. It is dangerous sufficient Harris is simply rehashing Biden’s concepts. 

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Now she’s rehashing his soiled methods to get elected. She will’t even be unique when she’s being dishonest. So who would these endorsements sway? Properly, simply have a look at who’s telling you to vote Democrat. The CIA. The IRS. Dick Cheney. Taylor Swift. All misleading forces of evil. Particularly Swift. I imply, look what she’s performed to her boyfriend. This season he is scoring lower than Brian Kilmeade at a lesbian espresso store. Taylor pretended to be a rustic singer to change into America’s sweetheart, then turned on us like a warmer, thinner and feminine Liz Cheney. 

Rep. Liz Cheney appears on throughout her major election night time occasion in Jackson, Wyoming, Aug. 16, 2022.   (REUTERS/David Stubbs)

However who in America was on the fence about this election till a bunch of spies endorsed cackling McKnee pads? The final time we noticed an act of desperation like this was Pelosi’s facelift. Yet one more and her stomach button will likely be on her brow. However like Hunter, close to the tip of a cocaine binge, they’re greedy at straws. And you would be too. Whereas the Dems are sweating like Chris Christie in a Zumba class, Trump’s assembly voters and ducking bullets. He even joked about being on this present final week, the place our 5 million viewers crushed Kamala’s therapeutic massage session like Oprah sitting on a bag of Doritos. Although, possibly I stated on the present, you understand, I do not love this man.

DONALD TRUMP: However Gutfeld stated on the present, he stated, you understand, I do not love this man, however, man, every thing he touches, he fixes. He will get it performed. Our nation was doing nice. We had the perfect economic system. And he requested for an interview. And I stated, you understand, I am going to do it, however I am begrudgingly. Ten minutes. I do not actually wish to do it as a result of he would not like me. I suppose I do not like anyone that does not like me. I will be sincere. After they do not like me, I do not like them, OK? Sounds infantile. That is the way in which it’s. Name it a character defect.

I do not like anyone who would not like me. That’s honesty, folks. And it appears like increasingly persons are liking Trump, too. In accordance with the most recent New York Occasions ballot, Trump leads within the battleground states of Arizona, Georgia and North Carolina. If he wins them in November, he’d solely must win considered one of both Michigan, PA or Wisconsin. Then it is over. 

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Rattling, if solely Joe’s mind hadn’t shriveled up like a raisin underneath a sunlamp. Now he is left his occasion with the one dope who makes even him look extra certified. Possibly that was the purpose..