GREG GUTFELD: Tim Walz makes Kamala Harris sound like Winston Churchill

So, inside hours after Kamala Harris made Tim Walz the VP choose, the bat sign went out from the Dems to label him as a average, middle-of-the-road midwesterner. The explanation? To cowl up the truth that this man is bat s—- loopy. Let’s run by the listing. Whereas BLM and Antifa had been looting and burning down Minneapolis in the summertime of 2020, what did Walz do? Nicely, he did name out the Nationwide Guard, ultimately. When seconds rely, Tim Walz acts inside days. Three days, actually. So how the hell did he alert them? Did he ship an e-vite to their AOL account? Was he ready for an RSVP? Let’s ask the doofus.

TIM WALZ: Choices had been made in a state of affairs that’s what it’s. And, I merely imagine that we tried to do the perfect we are able to in every of these. 

That made no f—— sense. No marvel Harris picked him. He makes her sound like Winston Churchill. And you recognize, it is the explanation why I grasp round Kilmeade. So, he truly referred to as the riots an thrilling occasion which destigmatized legal exercise and put the rights of criminals over their prey. He deserted each sufferer, be they Black, White, Asian or previous, as a result of they might not be stereotyped into a gaggle with magical protections. So, they’d no energy. And so he tossed apart lawful residents to achieve favor of the lawless mob. 

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He was a coward, but additionally a snitch. On the peak of the pandemic, he arrange a Covid hotline the place individuals might fink on their neighbors for not carrying masks outdoor. Outside! Walz additionally restricted indoor gatherings to 10 individuals. He declared a statewide masks mandate and shut down eating places, gyms and different companies. So, when there’s looting and rioting, he is hands-off, but when there is a virus that is benign to simply about everybody besides previous individuals, he invades your life, turns it the wrong way up, turns individuals in opposition to one another and takes away their livelihoods, which is precisely the alternative of how he portrays himself now.

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz (Left: Carlos Gonzalez/Star Tribune by way of Getty Photos; Center: Yuri Gripas/Abaca/Bloomberg by way of Getty Photos; Proper: Scott Heins/Getty Photos)

TIM WALZ: In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and their private decisions that they make. Even when we would not make the identical alternative for ourselves. There is a golden rule: thoughts your personal rattling enterprise.

You understand, individuals would like to thoughts their very own rattling enterprise, in the event you a–hole hadn’t let rioters burn down these companies. No extra swearing. Even worse, Walz despatched aged Covid sufferers from hospitals again into nursing houses the place he doubtless killed extra previous individuals than tainted pudding at a Matlock conference. So, whereas the remainder of us needed to avoid our grandparents, or we had been referred to as murderers, Walz gave these grandparents a demise sentence. He will get worse. He doubled down final 12 months on letting docs give medicine and function on youngsters confused about their gender. Signing a invoice making Minnesota a sanctuary state for teenagers brainwashed into considering they want a intercourse change. 

So, in the event you dwell in a sane state that has banned this butchery, your baby might go to Minnesota to spoil his life. And legally, you may’t do s— about it. Keep in mind the track “I Left My Heart in San Francisco”? Nicely, there is a new model, and it is, “I Left My Kids —– in Saint Paul.”

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Solely nut jobs need youngsters to get nut jobs. Yeah, the state may even take custody of your baby. And so they name this man center of the street? What street are you speaking about? The one between Sodom and Gomorrah? Walz will let medical doctors reduce your child’s —– off whereas looters burn down your home. He is like a fats, bald, silly Genghis Khan. Nicely, at the least he would not suppose boys menstruate. Oh, wait. He signed a invoice to place tampons in boys’ bogs. That makes much less sense than beginning a fan membership for Jesse Watters. Then there’s his navy service. Two fellow Nationwide Guardsmen have accused him of embellishing his navy profession and retiring from service after studying his battalion could be deployed to Iraq in 2005. 

I suppose he prefers his battle zones to be in Minnesota. So, the Republicans are calling this ticket essentially the most left wing ever. How are you aware that is true? Nicely, have a look at how obsessed the left is in portraying him as the alternative. Oh, he is not radical, he is rural. He is not Marxist, he is Midwestern. Which then poses the subsequent query. Why are the positions that the left often embrace they now abandon as they method an election? All of a sudden, being woke is as interesting as monkeypox. 

Social justice sanctuary cities, left-wing protests, all of them take a again seat to the snug sweater of moderation. Eldridge Cleaver turns into Ward Cleaver. And that is the funniest factor of all. The individuals who spent the final 4 years hating the whole lot about previous White guys now embrace the very issues they despise. Oh, look, he hunts. He owns a gun! He is a navy vet! 

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Nicely, simply months in the past, these had been the issues that might put him on a no-fly listing. He is received to be a member of a White supremacist group, proper? Reeking of poisonous masculinity and lifeless moose. However now we simply name him coach. And if the left has its approach, the subsequent Vice President of the US.