Democratic Chief Hakeem Jeffries introduced the home down at Wednesday’s Democratic Nationwide Conference, beginning with a riff about Donald Trump as that previous boyfriend you broke up with however who has “spent the last 4 years spinning the block trying to get back into a relationship with the American people.”
“Bro,” Jeffries stated, “we broke up with you for a cause.”
Then he introduced the enjoyment!
“Here’s how we do it,” he said. “Strategize on Sunday. Meet the moment on Monday. Take it home on Tuesday. Work it out on Wednesday. Thank the Lord on Thursday. Fight the power on Friday. Set it off on Saturday. Get a few hours of sleep. Wake up the next day and do it all over again. Until joy, joy, joy comes in the morning.”