There’s a brand new stench wafting out of the Donald Trump manufacturing unit of crap. Trump has a brand-new set of fragrances for males and for girls, named “Fight Fight Fight,” in reference to the taking pictures occasion in Butler, Pennsylvania, in July.
Trump introduced the advert with an image of him and first girl Jill Biden sitting subsequent to one another throughout a ceremony to mark the reopening of the landmark Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris. The caption learn, “A fragrance your enemies can’t resist!”
Whereas Individuals await Trump to formulate coherent “concepts of a plan” for the American well being care system, they’ll spend $199 to purchase a cologne for males or a fragrance for girls. What the 2 fragrances odor like hasn’t been reported. Perhaps blood, sweat, and child powder? No matter bronzer smells like?
The picture on the field of Trump’s “Fight, Fight, Fight” scent is a transparent homage to the picture of Trump elevating his fist after the assassination try that was used extensively by his marketing campaign in the course of the election cycle, however it’s not an identical picture. Gone is any pressure on his face, any blood, and any Secret Service shielding him. Whether or not that’s as a result of the Related Press mounted the licensing error on the photographs that Trump exploited to promote picture books, or just a advertising and marketing determination, is tough to say.
Photographers of the occasion nervous that the photographs of Trump and his bloody ear would turn out to be “photoganda” within the MAGA cult of persona. That’s precisely what has occurred.
However Trump isn’t simply promoting stink. He’s gone into the cellular gaming realm. Final week, Trump’s son Eric promoted preorders for a brand new Trump Golf sport set to drop in the summertime of 2025. The sport will reportedly provide in-app purchases of specialty digital golf golf equipment starting from the $9.99 Trump Gold membership to the $99 Trump Noir membership.
In line with the creators of the sport, you can also “Become Trump.” Perhaps they imply you possibly can waste tens of millions of taxpayer {dollars} enjoying golf as a substitute of serving to the folks that voted for you? One factor is for positive: Profitable in Trump Golf will doubtless end in receiving the identical type of made-up trophies as Trump will get.
Add it to the record of gold-looking crap Trump sells and can proceed to promote gone his mortal expiration date.
