In between attacking “the Radical Left Lunatics” and congratulating his hero Elon Musk for one thing on Tuesday, Donald Trump introduced he’s hawking some new Trump-branded merchandise: guitars.
Offered on the crassly good gettrumpguitars.com, one can order garishly painted guitars at costs starting from $1,000 to $10,000. The latter are signed by the huckster himself—or no less than that’s what the picture suggests.
As billionaire entrepreneur and Trump critic Mark Cuban advised Rachel Maddow again in October, “The only reason you sell cologne, you sell commemorative coins, you sell sneakers, and you put together this DeFi project is because you need the money—you know, you have to. And that’s the insanity of it all: people trying to look at him as a good business person when he literally can’t run his own businesses.”
These tacky guitars be a part of the pile of ceaselessly gold-plated rubbish Trump has hawked by means of the years, together with:
Crypto
Trump as soon as known as cryptocurrency “a scam,” so I’ll offer you one guess as to who’s promoting cryptocurrency now.
Sneakers
Costly? Test. Gold? Test. Depraved ugly? Test.
Bibles
What’s extra holy than a Bible that prices greater than twice as a lot as most bibles? Trump’s “God Bless the USA” model of the Good E book incorporates a copy of the Invoice of Rights, the Structure, the Declaration of Independence, and the Pledge of Allegiance. Jesus died on your proper to pay a tithe to a braggadocious billionaire.
Trump digital buying and selling playing cards
The NFT boom-and-bust rip-off market was a fertile place for Trump to launch his digital buying and selling card sequence. The con gross sales have been adequate that Trump did it once more.
Watches
Not not like the guitars, Trump’s luxurious watches may very well be discovered on the creative url gettrumpwatches.com. They have been offered as “Swiss-made” timepieces, however a glance into the mysterious firm producing the watches appeared to put it in Wyoming … the Switzerland of the Mountain-Prairie area?
Bottled water
As our infrastructure deteriorates, the worth of bottled water has surpassed that of faucet water by orders of magnitude. Trump entered the bottled water market early with “Trump Ice,” however the enterprise failed as a result of he’s all the time been dangerous at enterprise.
Trump wine
Solely the most exploited migrant employees assist create wine for the person who loathes anybody who truly works for a residing.
Problem cash
Trump turned the observe of turning presidential “challenge coins,” that are historically given out by the president as a memento, right into a MAGA-branding train. He did this as a result of he’s so f-cking elegant.
Cologne
What does Trump’s “Victory” cologne odor like? Most likely greed with notes of insecurity and desperation.
Steaks
He known as them “the world’s greatest steaks” once they launched and didn’t discover a market again in 2007.
Trump College
And who may overlook Trump’s traditionally fraudulent “college.” The enterprise led to him paying out tens of millions in a settlement for screwing individuals who have been hoping to raised their lives and get “rich” like him.
