Late night time host Jimmy Kimmel had an entire clown automotive filled with Donald Trump’s Cupboard appointments to speak about on Wednesday night time’s present.
“I imply, it’s a bottomless effectively of people who find themselves not effectively,” Kimmel noticed.
First up was Trump’s determination to appoint alleged intercourse offender Matt Gaetz for legal professional normal. Speaker Mike Johnson has been making an attempt to guard the Florida congressman from a revealing Home Ethics Committee report into Gaetz’s alleged sexual exploits, together with accusations of intercourse with an underage woman.
“Somebody needs to put Mike Johnson back in the tree he lives in and release that report. Because the spinelessness is staggering,” Kimmel mentioned, after which performed video of an ABC interview with an legal professional for 2 of the ladies who testified that Gaetz paid them for intercourse.
“The fact that Matt Gaetz was stupid enough to pay for sex with Venmo,” Kimmel joked. “That alone should be disqualifying.”
Kimmel then learn the tweeted menace Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene aimed toward Republicans whereas defending Gaetz.
“For my Republican colleagues within the Home and Senate. If we’re going to launch ethics experiences and rip aside our personal that Trump has appointed, then put it ALL on the market for the American individuals to see,” Greene wrote.
“She’s specifically saying, if you reveal what an unfit, corrupt, sleazy dirtbag Matt Gaetz is, so help me God. I’ll let the voters know that you are, too,” Kimmel said. “Yeah, okay, I agree with the bleach blonde bad built butch body. Put everything out there. Why not? I mean, no one with a red hat on seems to care anyway.”
“These appointments Trump is making, it really is like a season of ‘Dancing with the Stars,'” Kimmel joked about Trump’s naming of TV Dr. Mehmet Oz {and professional} wrestling mogul Linda McMahon to necessary Cupboard positions.
“He hired the guy from ‘Road Rules’ to be secretary of transportation because of course he did,” Kimmel said of Trump tapping Fox News pundit and former Wisconsin Congressman Sean Duffy. “The word ‘road ‘is right in there, and that’s one of his least embarrassing picks. Maybe pick one of the ‘Teen Moms’ to be secretary of labor?”